Police Dog Horror

Unelected cop dog bit four in north

A police dog has run riot in the Derbyshire town of Glossop after escaping from its kennel.

The dog attacked a thirteen-year-old girl and two men who provoked it by trying to help her, besides another suspect in a separate incident.

It is not as yet clear whether the dog is an isolated rotten apple, or whether it has been doing a brilliant job under difficult circumstances and was placed in an impossible situation.

A spokesbeing said Derbyshire police would be looking into the circumstances of how the dog got out of its kennel, which forensics experts described as "a jolly good place to start".

It is thought that the office of Conservative Party biker Andrew Mitchell has been investigating the possibilities for a photo-opportunity, although this may depend on the photogenicity of the victims and whether they can speak English.

Estimates of the teenager's dress sense and sexual precocity will probably be available soon from the Daily Mail.

Glossop specialised in fustian during the eighteenth century. Derbyshire is in the East Midlands, but borders on Greater Manchester which makes it virtually in the north.