Big Guns and Little Guns

Meanwhile, in the greatest country on earth and World Cop by the grace of God, litigious immigrants are attempting to undermine the sacred right to bear arms. The brothers and father of a Czech-born murder victim are suing the website which illegally sold the killer his firearm; the merchant in the case enterprisingly raised the retail price by fifty per cent as compensation for his sacrificed legality. In other cases, dealers have exploited a loophole which classifies individuals as private sellers, thereby relieving them of any obligation to carry out background checks on the people who purchase their goods. This has resulted in at least one sale to a man under a restraining order for domestic violence, who then used his new toy to kill three people. Much the same conduct, of course, characterises many of the customers whom Daveybloke and his fellow salesmen have ushered towards democracy; but it seems that too many American civilians are making the mistake of not killing big enough.