Diplomatic Note

Well, mazel tov, dear President,
Upon your re-election!
We've bombed an Arab resident
To show you our affection.
The existential threat to us
Is really rather large:
Iran will surely better us
Unless we up and charge.
Your servant, Tony What's-his-face,
Has envoyed with the best:
Let Gaza be the peaceful place
Where Untermenschen rest.

Official communiqué