Not A Shirker

Though crisis grip the country hard,
Your statesman never should be barred
From taking of decisions tough,
Ensuring that we pay enough
To help maintain the right amounts
In all his chums' offshore accounts.
But he is human, like us all;
Hence, nothing may be let to stall
His tough decision, come what may,
To bugger off on holiday.
Since working till your back is broke
Is strictly for the little folk,
His duty now is but to show
Dave isn't just a prole, you know.

Porphyrius Fatneck