But Some Are More Sacrificed Than Others

Unemployed persons, northerners and others not wanted on Daveybloke's wonderful journey are finally taking the hint. Debts, pay cuts, rising rents, unemployment and, no doubt, the continuing blare of propaganda about scroungers and shirkers, are causing more and more people to do their bit for the Big Society thingy by removing themselves from existence. Although many of the aforementioned self-disposal incentives are due to extraneous factors, such as the weather and the Euro-wogs, the Government has also done its part by simultaneously cutting mental health services, just to ensure that no-one is left in doubt as to the available options. It is to be hoped that the beneficiaries are duly grateful for the honour of being permitted to give their all in the war on fiscal turpitude; although it is as yet unclear how many have bothered to thank Daveybloke and his chums in their suicide notes.