Another Round

Rah rah! Let's have another round of quantitative easing,
To stop the markets seizing up when they should just be seizing,
And compensate them for their pains, because they need appeasing
For all the trouble they have had in fiddling and fleecing,
And all the money which the poor are somehow not releasing;
Let's give them stimulation in a manner sweet and pleasing,
Until some market force decides that they have just been teasing -
And then - rah rah! Another round of quantitative easing.

Gideon Fatwick