Illegal Infiltrators

A spontaneous burst of patriotic fire in the Righteous State has led to the arson of a Jerusalem apartment full of existential threats to the nation's racial purity. The prime minister and interior minister have been talking about African immigrants in terms that even Daveybloke's barmy old cat lady might hesitate to use, calling them "illegal infiltrators" and suggesting that they are a form of human garbage which spreads disease and undermines law and order. Concerned citizens have taken part in various manifestations of legitimate indignation, including attacks on shops, lairs and breeding pens. Although graffiti at the site of the most recent victory warned, "Get out of the neighbourhood", no swastikas have been daubed as yet.