An Unfortunate Start

Born, bred an owner; yet by what you say,
Unceasingly you give too much away.
Lacking in adult courtesy, you must
Let all the ladies see your charm untrussed;
If German-bashing's out, you think, then let's
Not spare those funny freaks who have Tourette's!
Good with the coloureds, too, on Air Force One!
Dave: though your face bear an imperial ton
Of varnish; though you make your manner winning,
No man could clearer show his bad beginning.

Trubley Gusket