Immigration Unemployment Report Fury
Fury at immigration unemployment report
Fury erupted at Westminster today as a report by the National Institute of Economic and Social Research threatened to undermine thirty years of mature debate and journalistic intrepidity.
The report utilised national insurance registrations by foreign nationals in an attempt to undermine the link between immigration and unemployment.
The Department of Work and Pensions is thought to be looking into the possibility of solving the problem by abolishing national insurance.
Immigration as a primary cause of unemployment has been a mainstay of Government policy since the birth of the corporate welfare state under Margaret Thatcher.
However, the report persists in confirming existing research rather than the revealed gospel of the Murdoch press.
"It's precisely this sort of irresponsible confusing of the public mind that makes people vote BNP and drives business away from the white working class," said a spokesbeing rented on behalf of both the main political parties.
The findings contradict a report by Migration Watch, which takes five pages to show that any lack of correlation between migration and unemployment is contrary to the intuitions of Migration Watch.
The Home Secretary, who is worried that the country is being inundated by dusky people with cats, was unavailable for comment.
Fury erupted at Westminster today as a report by the National Institute of Economic and Social Research threatened to undermine thirty years of mature debate and journalistic intrepidity.
The report utilised national insurance registrations by foreign nationals in an attempt to undermine the link between immigration and unemployment.
The Department of Work and Pensions is thought to be looking into the possibility of solving the problem by abolishing national insurance.
Immigration as a primary cause of unemployment has been a mainstay of Government policy since the birth of the corporate welfare state under Margaret Thatcher.
However, the report persists in confirming existing research rather than the revealed gospel of the Murdoch press.
"It's precisely this sort of irresponsible confusing of the public mind that makes people vote BNP and drives business away from the white working class," said a spokesbeing rented on behalf of both the main political parties.
The findings contradict a report by Migration Watch, which takes five pages to show that any lack of correlation between migration and unemployment is contrary to the intuitions of Migration Watch.
The Home Secretary, who is worried that the country is being inundated by dusky people with cats, was unavailable for comment.
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