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Hearts sink as PM renews credentials as posturing little twit
After weeks of weather and cricket, Britain was plunged into further depression today as the Prime Minister made one of his periodic attempts to pose as a likeable human being.
Speaking on ITV's This Morning, in the middle of an economic crisis, a war or two and several major policy blunders, the PM gave an update on the behaviour of the Downing Street cat.
The cat was rescued from a life of luxury on benefits at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home four months ago after rats were spotted approaching 10 Downing Street without security guards or chauffeured transport.
There have also been breathless reports of mice in the Prime Minister's humble garret, possibly as a result of letting the working classes in to carry out a refit.
"I actually took a picture of one in my flat on my mobile phone, because it was looking at me," the Prime Minister imparted with a chuckle, while the Samaritans were placed on crisis alert.
The cat has finally gained the approval of the Conservative leader by attacking and destroying some creatures smaller and weaker than itself. As a result of this show of efficiency, it is thought that next year's Budget will provide for the animal to be broken up and privatised.
After weeks of weather and cricket, Britain was plunged into further depression today as the Prime Minister made one of his periodic attempts to pose as a likeable human being.
Speaking on ITV's This Morning, in the middle of an economic crisis, a war or two and several major policy blunders, the PM gave an update on the behaviour of the Downing Street cat.
The cat was rescued from a life of luxury on benefits at Battersea Dogs and Cats Home four months ago after rats were spotted approaching 10 Downing Street without security guards or chauffeured transport.
There have also been breathless reports of mice in the Prime Minister's humble garret, possibly as a result of letting the working classes in to carry out a refit.
"I actually took a picture of one in my flat on my mobile phone, because it was looking at me," the Prime Minister imparted with a chuckle, while the Samaritans were placed on crisis alert.
The cat has finally gained the approval of the Conservative leader by attacking and destroying some creatures smaller and weaker than itself. As a result of this show of efficiency, it is thought that next year's Budget will provide for the animal to be broken up and privatised.
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