Truth, Justice and the American Way

Osama bin Laden's been shot!
He was armed, though perhaps he was not;
Though our story's not straight,
Yet our glory is great;
All true Christians are laughing a lot.

Osama bin Laden, it's true,
Was no Blair in the numbers he slew;
Still, now that he's gone,
Whining lefties, think on
What a nice bit of torture can do!

Osama bin Laden, reviled
By all persons decent and mild,
Was buried at sea
Once the Brave and the Free
Had shot him in front of his child.

Clintrod Shill