To Fit the Crime

Nine years ago a private company, to which a right-wing government had fenced resources stolen from the taxpayer, killed seven people and injured ten times that number through criminal negligence. Anticipating the tactics later used by the Metropolitan Firearms and Headbangers' Club after their own recent customer detrimentations, the private company initially took advantage of the then recently commenced War on the Abstract Noun and blamed a fictitious saboteur. The company's successor, which has a much improved name, has now admitted liability and given its generous permission for the taxpayer to cover the resulting fine. Since the company is a manifestation of private enterprise, which encourages individual responsibility, none of the individuals who were in charge at the time of the criminal negligence will be held accountable.