Political News in Brief

Alas for the Johnson that falls
When the personal thingummy calls;
For the pipsqueak in charge
Must now place at large
His rampant and rising big Balls.

With brio and bruising and bash,
The Chancellor's in for a smash.
With blink and with smirk,
And sundry foul work,
The two tubby titans will clash.

Will the Bollocks do right by the nation
And stay in his junior station,
Or backstab like Brown
So his leader goes down
With a messy great ejaculation?