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Friday, October 01, 2010

Credit Phish

From: ids@workpens.uk
Date: Fri 1 Oct 2010 8:00am Europe/London
To: g.osborne@bigchopper.com
Subject: U |\| | \/ E R S A |_ cred!t
Reply-To: ids@bigsave.com

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2 Comments:

  • At 10:50 pm , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    This is particularly good, well done.

    Just for old times sake, let not forget this glorious moment in IDS's career.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6fjoQ_esqU

    Oh the sycophants, how they rise.

     
  • At 11:36 pm , Blogger Philip said...

    Oh, dear. I remember that performance. Whatever drug they had him on, it was obviously interfering with his digestion.

     

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