Be Fruitful and Multiply
Six thousand millions and to spare:
Why value those? They're hardly rare.
There's too much unprecautioned rut,
And hence the market has a glut.
Some mother's child or children's mother
Drops dead, and then there is another.
It grows a bit, puts on some fat,
Then sires, or squeezes out, a brat.
It cannot raise the one it's got;
Breed more? Another two? Why not?
Therefore fear not man's common fate:
Your loss will not be very great.
And if you haven't left an heir,
You've left the world a bit more fair.
Why value those? They're hardly rare.
There's too much unprecautioned rut,
And hence the market has a glut.
Some mother's child or children's mother
Drops dead, and then there is another.
It grows a bit, puts on some fat,
Then sires, or squeezes out, a brat.
It cannot raise the one it's got;
Breed more? Another two? Why not?
Therefore fear not man's common fate:
Your loss will not be very great.
And if you haven't left an heir,
You've left the world a bit more fair.
4 Comments:
At 11:12 am , Giovanni Tiso said...
Oh dear, there might as well be my picture next to stanzas three and four.
At 3:44 pm , Philip said...
Well, yours at least have the virtue of being on the other side of the planet from me.
At 9:21 pm , Giovanni Tiso said...
Funny you should say that - we're in Croydon next and we have tickets for a play so I was wondering if you could babysit?
At 11:23 pm , Philip said...
(flees screaming)
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