Let Us All, As Gladsome Folk

Let us all, as gladsome folk,
Vote for Dave, for he is Bloke.

Refrain
All his mercies we'll endure,
Keeping thoughts of Ashcroft pure.

Let him never find us lax
In marrying and saving tax.

Refrain
All his mercies we'll endure;
Britain's broken, he's the cure.

All our country he shall save
For of Blokes he is the Dave.

Refrain
All his mercies we'll endure;
Immigrants will soon be fewer.

All us Blokes together is,
'Neath his Photo-shoppéd phiz.

Refrain
All his mercies we'll endure,
And his rubber-Blair allure.

See him smite the Euro-Wog
While his wifey drops a sprog.

Refrain
All his mercies we'll endure,
Though the means are yet obscure.

Let us all, as gladsome folk,
Vote for Dave, for he is Bloke.

Refrain
All his mercies we'll endure,
Fore and aft, you may be sure.

Clotton Heppelwhyte