The Voivode

The shocked silence which greeted my exposure of this bit of dirty work at the crossroads, as well as the approving hush which falls across my comments boxes whenever I mention my own literary labours, have joined in a danbrownish conspiracy with the end of the recession and consequent widespread increases in spending power to convince me that the time is now right to place this little oddity at the disposal of my public, and thus make my own small but hopefully significant contribution towards healing the horrendous disfigurement of the market which has resulted from the Gobiesque dearth of vampire tales which are set on mediaeval space expeditions in a geocentric universe. Thank you in advance for spending wisely, reading avidly and reviewing judiciously.

Update Tesco is flogging the "official sequel" to Dracula for £3.86. Aside from The Voivode's supreme virtue (that of not being a sequel to anything, "official" or otherwise), it is shorter, is not written in the style of a Dan Brown novel and is cheaper whether you download it or purchase the print version. Buy now, save your money from the indignity of being spent on the work of Dacre Stoker and a renowned screenwriter, and you'll still have up to £1.86 left over.