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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Agent of Chaos

I'm glad I did it, says man who wrecked confidence in Britain's anarchist containment industry

The financial meltdown inducement resource who breached anti-terrorism guidelines by filming the police handling of Ian Tomlinson has been gloating from the safety of his New York spider-hole.

The terror potential visualisation perpetrator, whose extradition Gordon Brown is understood to lack the guts to ask for, said he was "glad" he came forward to help destroy the reputation of the finest police force in the world.

"It's possible Mr Tomlinson's death would have been swept under the rug otherwise," he said, displaying a suspicious knowledge of the workings of the Home Office, the Metropolitan Police and the Independent Police Complaints Commission.

The credit crunchability exacerbation manager's comments are likely to further inflame public opinion against barrels of good apples doing a difficult job under considerable circumstances, besides undermining the idea that the camera never lies.

Scotland Yard said its thoughts were with the family of Ian Tomlinson. The Metropolitan Police tried to protect the family from undue grief by attacking the Guardian for publishing evidence which contradicted their account of Tomlinson's attack of cardiac coincidentalism.

The officer responsible for turning Mr Tomlinson into an incident has been interviewed by investigators from the IPCC. The officer is on sick leave at the moment, though it is not clear whether this is because of the bottles which were not thrown at him or the violence which was not inflicted on him.

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