Tortured Phish

From: slash@pricks.gov.uk
Date: Mon Aug 17 2008 8:00am Europe/London
To: undisclosed-recipients::
Subject: Yuor Letter Could Save A Life!
Reply-To: milibloke@privates.gov.uk

Deaer Mr/Mrs/Ms Bush/Clinton/McCain/O'Bama:

i DO hpope yuo rememembamar me i am David milibland i Am birtish Foriegn Sectary fro to Grodon Bron yuor Freind and odlest Ally. i cretinly remembember You particularaliliy the Wit of mr or Mrs McCLintobama calling Sir Chirststopfer Meyer a rectlal polpypyp Ha ha ha I stlil lie awack at Nghght chuckckling. i am BRITISH forgin Sectrary we win wan won the wrar togther our idnependendant nucular Determent is very well Thnak you. I wold lik like totot ot ota ottake thsis opropnitnuty to thank You whoever yuou may be on bhalf of the Birititsh Poeopole fror your Long and Friutful, Allies adn to assssure You of our contitnude Satanding Sghoulder toto Soldier onwrads in yuor adn our various Wars. as yuo may know we hvave very Old jdudges here resulttng in n Freqeuent Miscarriage pls pls pls write lettter afirmirming Pubic Dicslosure of yuo know what is likley to resuelt in damage to yr Natnal Securitya dn nad adn wolud colud HARM exitsing sharigng relatonship. I KNow it yuo Know it butt we need it in wirting cots of potsage to be pAYd by biritish Forgine FFoice. thnaks i willll be Your betst budddy forevever.

stl chuckukiling ha ha

values, DUde!!!!!!!!

Dave