Regime Change

Even in the Righteous State, it appears, there are extremist elements. Some of them are even agitating for the forcible removal of a legally elected government, in the name of what up-and-coming thug Tzipi Livni referred to as "an ongoing, long battle, war, against terror". This particular battle has been so effective (550 terrorists and counting) that more than forty rockets were fired into Israel from Gaza last night, causing such devastation that Britain's leading liberal newspaper finds itself unable to give details. The master race meanwhile suffered seven casualties, including three fatalities, when one of its own tank shells was fired by mistake. Someone, no doubt, will pay.