The World Is Now A Cleaner Place

A man has been murdered with multiple stab wounds to the head, neck and chest. Fortunately for red-topped stunna Rebekah Wade, he wasn't a paediatrician. The Sun quoted a "police source" as saying that the victim (or pervert, in Sun-moralese) had suffered mutilation of the genitals. No doubt the Sun's police source is happy in the knowledge that it has done its bit for the public interest. The Sun also implied that the murder had been committed by a mob of vigilantes, and that the victim, who was on the sex offenders register, had been behaving as though he were under the protection of Cardinal Cormac Murphy O'Connor.

No Sun readers, writers or editors are known to have been harmed.