A Minor Indiscretion

Two defenders of the Righteous State have been charged with unworthy conduct - a minor matter in the Righteous Army, according to the local media - after allowing themselves to be caught on video shooting a man in the foot with a rubber bullet. The man was bound and blindfolded, but still had to be held by the arm because the two defenders of the Righteous State were not in an armoured vehicle at the time. The Righteous Army has decided that the incident "reflects a severe moral failure of command", rather than the necessary act of racial self-preservation against an existential threat which it would have constituted had the two defenders used a tank, a helicopter or even a bulldozer to attain their glorious purpose.