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Thursday, August 14, 2008

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The United States has expressed tentative hope that the war in Georgia may mark Russia's definitive re-emergence as the free world's Great Satan.

"If Russia does not step back from its aggressive posture and actions in Georgia, the US-Russian relationship could be adversely affected for years to come," said US missile shield spokesbeing Robert Gates.

However, Gates said there was "no prospect" of American troops being used in the region, although he said that American troops would be used in the region.

American military personnel will be used to deliver humanitarian aid, in contrast to Russian "peacekeepers" operating in inverted commas.

The situation is thought to signal Russia's successful comeback as a menace to freedom and world peace after almost twenty years in the wilderness.

The US and its allies have been forced into several embarrassing climbdowns over previous Great Satans, including France, North Korea, Iran and, despite considerable comedy value, Libya.

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