The Warrior's Return

He's taken on the Taliban;
Biffed them a jolly whack -
And now we all know he's a Man,
Our Princey's coming back.

He's camped with Mr Cameraman;
He took some awful flak.
He's proven he's no also-ran;
And now he's coming back.

Rejoice, rejoice, thou Royals fan,
And heed the Pressmen's pack:
Put out the flags, he's got a tan!
And he is coming back.

We're winning in Afghanistan;
We're winning in Iraq;
Well done, that little Windsor man!
Our precious Princey's back!

Hypoplasia Drabble