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Thursday, November 01, 2007

Phishing Met

From: "dumdums"@gainstevil.uk
Date: Thu Nov 1, 2007 1:00pm Europe/London
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: keepign you safe at | \||Te
Reply-To: dumdums@gainstevil.uk

Dear Sir Madam or Legal Imigrant

I am Sir Iaian Blaiar I am in chrage of a Thriving police corporation dedicated to counternig evil whererever it may be en counterered. owning toa Recent tradgedy i am obligatsd to requets the small temprororary hlep of repsectavble Busuness ssuch as yourselfs.

The sitaution is that this. in Ju;ly 2005 a neraly indentical Clone of an evil terorrist was no great LOss desrevredlty had its fiendish Brane detsroyed Instantly and utturly by my faithful stromtoopers. this Clone was an evil foriegn drug adicted Passsprot expired agressive who ran away agrresively when Chhallenged ileggally laeping brariers in an agressive manner. as a Supsected evil terorist the BRane was destroyed instanltly ands Uterly. I deeply regret deeply this deeply regertable indicent thouhgh no great loss He was deeply rergetable and i wnat only to Get on with fighting evil. in light of the colsed circiut TV chnaging itsss story adn the regretttabble natur of e this inclident i beleive it wolud be un[porfitable to sSpeculate further ecxept to say that if more Forieng Police were like my stormtorpers little maddy might be safe and sgun atttt in her ownHousing.

however Owning to the Tragedy of being unjutsly subjected to an unlimitied fun fing fine of ££££175000 thuousand plus Costs i msust reregertablly inquest yorur Intreventnion to Save the british taxpayer form hram. Orr Else. For iff british Police msut tragdically Pay this tradgic fing fine Not a chlid wlil be Safe in britian for mnany genernations to Come.

Yors instantly utterly

SIR iaian blaiar

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