The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Beloved Leader Fitter Than Ever

The Beloved Leader of the free world fought back to attain glorious health today.

A minor and temporary imbalance in the ineluctable vitality of the Fount of Wisdom's natural biorhythms was seized upon by elements of non-responsivity to the glorious global rebirth.

Despite efforts of the forces of unfreedom and antiglobalprosperityism to portray the Saviour of Nations' condition as dangerous, the Unique Embodiment of World Justice raced ahead inevitably into positive territory.

Spontaneous demonstrations of loyalty and gratitude were instantly observed to take place in the Friend of the Poor's spiritual residences in Wall Street, London and Tokyo.

It is expected that the Miraculous Restorer of Economies will rapidly recommence the full range of onerous duties involved in watching over and protecting the six billion Children of Prosperity who live and prosper under His care.

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