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Fanatical British-resident Islamofundamentalist sympatisuspects may be utilising the remnants of health industry confidentiality to further their schemes for a "car-bomb caliphate" extending from Lisbon to Pyongyang, officials said today.
A "definite percentage" of health industry consumers who opt out of database representation benefits are potential Islamo-terrorists and single mothers, according to a survey by Government health contractor Hallibechtel Confidential.
Hallibechtel Confidential, a division of biochemical cluster bomb manufacturers Hallibechtel Humanitarian Industries, Inc., is the company contracted by the Government to maintain the seventeen separate databases which make up the Self-Perpetuating Incapacity Network (SPIN).
The SPIN, which has been fully operational for a total of almost eighteen months since it first came online during Lord Blair of Belmarsh's historic third term as Prime Minister, includes details of mental inadequacy and pharmaceutical market banding for all health industry customers who are still failing to purchase private insurance.
Three minutes and forty-seven seconds after the publication of the Hallibechtel survey, the Home Secretary announced new measures which he said would ensure potential terrorists "would not be permitted to cower in hospital gowns while nurturing a murderous scalpel in the country which has freedomised them".
The measures, which will be finalised at next week's CBI jamboree by national health czar and investment banker Nigel Feasting-Piranha, are expected to include a new compulsory database for storing the records of those who take unfair advantage of the non-compulsory nature of other databases.
Fanatical British-resident Islamofundamentalist sympatisuspects may be utilising the remnants of health industry confidentiality to further their schemes for a "car-bomb caliphate" extending from Lisbon to Pyongyang, officials said today.
A "definite percentage" of health industry consumers who opt out of database representation benefits are potential Islamo-terrorists and single mothers, according to a survey by Government health contractor Hallibechtel Confidential.
Hallibechtel Confidential, a division of biochemical cluster bomb manufacturers Hallibechtel Humanitarian Industries, Inc., is the company contracted by the Government to maintain the seventeen separate databases which make up the Self-Perpetuating Incapacity Network (SPIN).
The SPIN, which has been fully operational for a total of almost eighteen months since it first came online during Lord Blair of Belmarsh's historic third term as Prime Minister, includes details of mental inadequacy and pharmaceutical market banding for all health industry customers who are still failing to purchase private insurance.
Three minutes and forty-seven seconds after the publication of the Hallibechtel survey, the Home Secretary announced new measures which he said would ensure potential terrorists "would not be permitted to cower in hospital gowns while nurturing a murderous scalpel in the country which has freedomised them".
The measures, which will be finalised at next week's CBI jamboree by national health czar and investment banker Nigel Feasting-Piranha, are expected to include a new compulsory database for storing the records of those who take unfair advantage of the non-compulsory nature of other databases.
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