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A massive terror prevention operation by British anti-terror police prevented potentially massive terror operations in Britain by terrorists carrying out terror operations in Britain, it was announced today.
The terrorists' terror plot was described by the Home Secretary as "potentially the most awesomely apocalyptic terrorist terror ever to have been prevented" and by anti-terror police chief czar Troilus Boner as having "virtually unlimited armageddification terrorist terror potential".
Asked whether the terrorists' act of terror would have been worse than the terrorist attacks of 11 September 2001 when America was attacked by terrorists, anti-terrorist expert Bradley Ichneumon said the terrorists would almost certainly have terrorised Britain with a terroristic act of terror.
The terrorist plot, which is thought to have been conceived by terrorists living in Britain for utilisation in acts of terror on British territory by terrorists based in Britain, was officially declared prevented at 2am this morning, once it became clear that the terrorist incident had not taken place.
Immediately news broke of the terrorists' terror plot, the Home Secretary introduced four new levels of terror alert and officially raised the terror alert level status to its highest terror alert status level.
"In light of this latest terrorist incident, I must announce that the terror alert level is now set at Really Super-Hyper-Critically Critical," he said, before recommending that the public continue about its business as usual and report anything suspicious to the police.
"Suspicious behaviour, suspicious packages, suspicious bags, suspicious looks, suspicious words and suspicious facial hair can all be reported in confidence and for free," the Home Secretary said.
Legislation will be introduced early next year to allow anti-terror police to use a proportion of their funds to offer cash rewards for the more informative members of the public, he announced.
Further modernisation and disirrelevantisation of British liberties is expected from next week, with restrictions on anti-terror police arresting potential terror suspects whose terror suspectability potential has not been definitively established coming under review.
The news that a terrorist incident had been prevented caused panic at Britain's airports, with hundreds of flights delayed and tons of luggage encased in concrete and buried beneath land seeded with salt. It is expected that, as a result of the reduction in air travel due to the terror prevention alert, Britain's greenhouse emissions will be lower this month than at any time since the last major terrorist act of terror not to take place.
A massive terror prevention operation by British anti-terror police prevented potentially massive terror operations in Britain by terrorists carrying out terror operations in Britain, it was announced today.
The terrorists' terror plot was described by the Home Secretary as "potentially the most awesomely apocalyptic terrorist terror ever to have been prevented" and by anti-terror police chief czar Troilus Boner as having "virtually unlimited armageddification terrorist terror potential".
Asked whether the terrorists' act of terror would have been worse than the terrorist attacks of 11 September 2001 when America was attacked by terrorists, anti-terrorist expert Bradley Ichneumon said the terrorists would almost certainly have terrorised Britain with a terroristic act of terror.
The terrorist plot, which is thought to have been conceived by terrorists living in Britain for utilisation in acts of terror on British territory by terrorists based in Britain, was officially declared prevented at 2am this morning, once it became clear that the terrorist incident had not taken place.
Immediately news broke of the terrorists' terror plot, the Home Secretary introduced four new levels of terror alert and officially raised the terror alert level status to its highest terror alert status level.
"In light of this latest terrorist incident, I must announce that the terror alert level is now set at Really Super-Hyper-Critically Critical," he said, before recommending that the public continue about its business as usual and report anything suspicious to the police.
"Suspicious behaviour, suspicious packages, suspicious bags, suspicious looks, suspicious words and suspicious facial hair can all be reported in confidence and for free," the Home Secretary said.
Legislation will be introduced early next year to allow anti-terror police to use a proportion of their funds to offer cash rewards for the more informative members of the public, he announced.
Further modernisation and disirrelevantisation of British liberties is expected from next week, with restrictions on anti-terror police arresting potential terror suspects whose terror suspectability potential has not been definitively established coming under review.
The news that a terrorist incident had been prevented caused panic at Britain's airports, with hundreds of flights delayed and tons of luggage encased in concrete and buried beneath land seeded with salt. It is expected that, as a result of the reduction in air travel due to the terror prevention alert, Britain's greenhouse emissions will be lower this month than at any time since the last major terrorist act of terror not to take place.
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