Let's Democratise Those Bastards All To Hell

Iran supplies weapons to attack British troops in Basra. Tony says it, so it must be true. "Hizbullah is supported by Iran and Syria, by the former in weapons, weapons incidentally very similar if not identical to those used against British troops in Basra," Tony said. Hizbullah are nasty people. Asked whether Israel had responded proportionately to a couple of raids and some rocket attacks by upping the routine shelling of Gaza into a full-scale peacekeeping mission, bombing the only power station in the place and then launching a tough-love penetration of Lebanon, Tony said that "there are groups who have decided at this moment to take steps which completely disregard the welfare of the Lebanese or the Palestinians down in Gaza." Presumably we are to take that as a yes. Hizbullah are nasty people. Iran and Syria are nasty people. Just imagine what people like that could do if they had nuclear weapons. Indeed, they might already have nuclear weapons. If those people have nuclear weapons, and if they are pointed at us, the consequences could be serious, particularly if they also have appropriate delivery systems. After all, nobody has proved that they don't have them. Iran and Syria might also be dotted if not pocked if not positively perforated with mass graves, waiting in the desert dust for Ann Clwyd's cleansing drool. There's just no way of knowing for sure, but it is always better to be safe than sorry and if we can depose a mad mullah or so along the way, then we shall almost probably be welcomed as liberators and pelted with flowers, just like wheneveritwas in whereveritwas. In any case, it would jolly well serve them right, because Iran supplies weapons to attack British troops. Tony says it, so it must be true.