The Satanic Supplement

Actually,adv. See Basically.

Basically,adv. See Literally.

Creationism,n. The belief that the universe was deliberately conjured into existence by approximately the kind of entity a creationist can imagine doing that sort of thing.

Demon,n. A creature ostracised by churches and reviled by the pious. As one would expect, it also translates as genius.

Ethics,n. The excuses we devise for following our natural inclinations. Cf. Morals, the excuses we devise for falling in with the natural inclinations of those less feeble than ourselves.

Grondle,v.t. To caress or fondle with a grinding motion.
Their gropings and grondlings carried passion to new heights.
Babs de Rutcart

Individualism,n. The belief that people have a natural instinct for, and moral right to, the freedom to enslave one another.

Literally,adv. See Actually.

Negotiation,n. The means by which an enemy prevaricates while awaiting a military advantage.

Slander,n. Denunciation without remuneration.