California Taxpayers Shoulder Burden of Wetback's Luxury Demise

The greatest country in the world is preparing to mete out more justice, Schwarzenegger style. One Michael Morales, who is on death row for the rape and murder of a white teenager committed a quarter of a century ago, and for the still greater sin of having less money spent on his case, is scheduled for maximal detrimentalisation on Tuesday. As one would expect from a Christian administration, which presumably believes that Morales will be damned for the rest of eternity, no effort has been spared to prevent cruel and unusual punishment. A judge, Jeremy Fogel, threatened to block the execution unless Morales was given a sedative to ensure that he is unconscious when the needles of justice penetrate. California's attorney general has ruled that an anaesthetist will be employed to ensure that Morales' sufferings are purely humane, usual, and fatal.