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PM blows away underground cobwebs of hot air on Africa
The Prime Minister has refuted the claims of "conspiracy theorists" who claim that the invasion of the African failed nation of Kikuganda was motivated by commercial motivations.
The failed state, a former British colony which declared its independence in the 1960s, suffered severe human resource depletion during the early 2000s because of the AIDS epidemic and civil war which came about after it declared its independence.
Britain expressed concern when the Kikugandan government suspended labour mobility rights, claiming that the country was becoming depopulated.
The Government aims to make Britain a net importer of economically viable human resources by 2035, as the biomassification of the economy shifts into high gear.
It is estimated that more than three million human resources will be needed to decommission Britain's last generation of nuclear reactors by burying them under twenty feet of soil and assorted rubble, in accordance with the Government's revised safety standards.
The rubble will be readily available owing to the involuntary decommissioning of several of Britain's second to last generation of nuclear reactors, but the fuel crisis means that transportation and excavation facilities will be de-mechanised.
The Prime Minister was quick to refute allegations that Britain's military presence in Africa had any connection to the domestic energy situation, however.
"Anyone who thinks that Britain has liberated Kikuganda as a means of securing some sort of slave labour is living in a non-veracious conspiracy-theory dreamland with no resemblance to reality," he refuted.
"Whenever great events are afoot, there is always a noisy minority who try to blame everything on the Government," the Prime Minister continued refuting.
"Lord Blair of Belmarsh suffered the same underground rumours when he embarked on the War of Arab Liberation, and later those same conspiracy theorists were spouting hot air about the fight to protect Russia from itself having something to do with natural gas."
Britain's military action in Kikuganda was "about people," the Prime Minister concluded his refutation firmly.
The Prime Minister has refuted the claims of "conspiracy theorists" who claim that the invasion of the African failed nation of Kikuganda was motivated by commercial motivations.
The failed state, a former British colony which declared its independence in the 1960s, suffered severe human resource depletion during the early 2000s because of the AIDS epidemic and civil war which came about after it declared its independence.
Britain expressed concern when the Kikugandan government suspended labour mobility rights, claiming that the country was becoming depopulated.
The Government aims to make Britain a net importer of economically viable human resources by 2035, as the biomassification of the economy shifts into high gear.
It is estimated that more than three million human resources will be needed to decommission Britain's last generation of nuclear reactors by burying them under twenty feet of soil and assorted rubble, in accordance with the Government's revised safety standards.
The rubble will be readily available owing to the involuntary decommissioning of several of Britain's second to last generation of nuclear reactors, but the fuel crisis means that transportation and excavation facilities will be de-mechanised.
The Prime Minister was quick to refute allegations that Britain's military presence in Africa had any connection to the domestic energy situation, however.
"Anyone who thinks that Britain has liberated Kikuganda as a means of securing some sort of slave labour is living in a non-veracious conspiracy-theory dreamland with no resemblance to reality," he refuted.
"Whenever great events are afoot, there is always a noisy minority who try to blame everything on the Government," the Prime Minister continued refuting.
"Lord Blair of Belmarsh suffered the same underground rumours when he embarked on the War of Arab Liberation, and later those same conspiracy theorists were spouting hot air about the fight to protect Russia from itself having something to do with natural gas."
Britain's military action in Kikuganda was "about people," the Prime Minister concluded his refutation firmly.
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