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US leader hits back at future critics
The US Commander-in-Chief has launched a blistering pre-emptive attack on would-be critics who are thought to be about to claim that his handling of the conflicts in the Middle East, the Far East, Latin America, the Caribbean, Africa, California and on the Moon could be improved.
Criticism of the Commander-in-Chief is a "venal offense" under the Homeland Constitution, carrying a penalty of up to four years' imprisonment, or ten years if the charge is backed up with evidence.
"What bothers me is when people are irresponsibly using their positions and playing politics," the Commander-in-Chief told a meeting of the conservative Federal Institute for Freedom Opportunification and Fraternal Union of Mothers (FIFOFUM).
Would-be critics who looked as if they might be about to speak out risked peddling "the most dishonest and reprehensible charges ever aired," the Commander-in-Chief said. "These people are nothing more than immature frat-boy types and shady businessmen driven by greed and paranoia."
"The stakes in the global war on terror are too high and the national interest is too important for politicians to throw out false charges," he told an audience made up of homeland security troops and soldier-bearing resources.
The Commander-in-Chief's speech is being seen as a big-budget sequel to his Veterans' Day speech in Falluja, Louisiana, when he said that "baseless attacks" by a spiritual insurgency in the homeland could undermine US troops on their peace-packing missions abroad. "The American soldier can stand up to anything except people who oppose what he is being ordered to do," he said.
"The administration will stay the job until the course is done and sustain the response to those weak sisters who would not hesitate to reach critical mass if opportunified to retext historicity," the Commander-in-Chief said today.
The US Commander-in-Chief has launched a blistering pre-emptive attack on would-be critics who are thought to be about to claim that his handling of the conflicts in the Middle East, the Far East, Latin America, the Caribbean, Africa, California and on the Moon could be improved.
Criticism of the Commander-in-Chief is a "venal offense" under the Homeland Constitution, carrying a penalty of up to four years' imprisonment, or ten years if the charge is backed up with evidence.
"What bothers me is when people are irresponsibly using their positions and playing politics," the Commander-in-Chief told a meeting of the conservative Federal Institute for Freedom Opportunification and Fraternal Union of Mothers (FIFOFUM).
Would-be critics who looked as if they might be about to speak out risked peddling "the most dishonest and reprehensible charges ever aired," the Commander-in-Chief said. "These people are nothing more than immature frat-boy types and shady businessmen driven by greed and paranoia."
"The stakes in the global war on terror are too high and the national interest is too important for politicians to throw out false charges," he told an audience made up of homeland security troops and soldier-bearing resources.
The Commander-in-Chief's speech is being seen as a big-budget sequel to his Veterans' Day speech in Falluja, Louisiana, when he said that "baseless attacks" by a spiritual insurgency in the homeland could undermine US troops on their peace-packing missions abroad. "The American soldier can stand up to anything except people who oppose what he is being ordered to do," he said.
"The administration will stay the job until the course is done and sustain the response to those weak sisters who would not hesitate to reach critical mass if opportunified to retext historicity," the Commander-in-Chief said today.
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