The Satanic Supplement

Anthropoid,adj. Resembling a hypocrite.

Duty,n. The self-righteousness of the weak and the self-interest of the strong.

Globalisation,n. Process of making global; hence, a means by which the world's fat cats may attain to greater and ever-increasing sphericality.

Intervention,n. Method by which small and treacherous nations are made to see reason by the large and honest ones which they threaten so unscrupulously.

Monologue,n. Ultimate goal of political discussion.

Obstinacy,n. The resolution of an opponent.

Presence,n. Condition of sharing with your companions the wish that you were elsewhere.

Shroud,n. Formal dressing for a worms' banquet.

Undying,adj. Unliving.

Yobble,n.coll. Any group of punks, thugs, skinheads, Young Conservatives etc.
From the distance Patel could see them approach, raising a cloud of dust: the vast, foul and knobbly Home Office yobble.
Harboddle Spinger