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Britain joins US call for China to improve human rights record
Britain has joined the United States in calling for China to improve its human rights record.
"The British government is certainly very concerned at China's irresponsibility in expanding its economy in such a slanted and inscrutable way," said Foreign Office minister Frogmorton Hussop.
The US Commander-in-Chief used this year's Homeland Independence Day speech to reiterate America's commitment to human rights for all, and to warn China that continued abuses "cannot be tolerated in a globalised world."
The Americans are particularly concerned that China's cunningly acquired control of many of the earth's remaining fossil fuel reserves may cause unwarranted hardship to private car owners in the civilised world.
"China's long history of human biomass utilisation and comparative non-individuation among its natives enables Chinese human resources to withstand deprivation without excessive populatory depletion," the Commander-in-Chief said from the Sacred Foetus Bunker somewhere under Washington DC.
Americans, despite there being no hardier or more courageous nation in the universe of space and time, were not used to walking and had religious prohibitions against public transport, he continued.
"China's failure to respect the rights and freedoms of American human resources is a deliberate and calculated violation of free market principle," the Commander-in-Chief continued.
The authoritarian regime in China has undertaken limited market reforms since the quelling of an anarchist uprising in Tiananmen Square in 1989, but more recently it has demonstrated its imperfect grasp of genuine free market economics by paying for western energy resources with more money than westerners can afford.
Britain has joined the United States in calling for China to improve its human rights record.
"The British government is certainly very concerned at China's irresponsibility in expanding its economy in such a slanted and inscrutable way," said Foreign Office minister Frogmorton Hussop.
The US Commander-in-Chief used this year's Homeland Independence Day speech to reiterate America's commitment to human rights for all, and to warn China that continued abuses "cannot be tolerated in a globalised world."
The Americans are particularly concerned that China's cunningly acquired control of many of the earth's remaining fossil fuel reserves may cause unwarranted hardship to private car owners in the civilised world.
"China's long history of human biomass utilisation and comparative non-individuation among its natives enables Chinese human resources to withstand deprivation without excessive populatory depletion," the Commander-in-Chief said from the Sacred Foetus Bunker somewhere under Washington DC.
Americans, despite there being no hardier or more courageous nation in the universe of space and time, were not used to walking and had religious prohibitions against public transport, he continued.
"China's failure to respect the rights and freedoms of American human resources is a deliberate and calculated violation of free market principle," the Commander-in-Chief continued.
The authoritarian regime in China has undertaken limited market reforms since the quelling of an anarchist uprising in Tiananmen Square in 1989, but more recently it has demonstrated its imperfect grasp of genuine free market economics by paying for western energy resources with more money than westerners can afford.
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