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A British national disaster on the scale of 11 September 2001, when America was attacked by terrorists, was narrowly averted thanks to the actions of the National Police Executive, it was revealed today.
"There is no doubt that a major terrorist operation, which would have been as disastrous in its consequences as the terrorist attack of 11 September 2001, has been foiled by the British police," said the Home Secretary in a statement congratulating the police on their work.
Thousands of arrests and incarcerations, and almost seventeen actual trials, have taken place over the past three months in what has been one of the most massive anti-terrorist operations to take place in Britain since more than three months ago.
Details of the terrorists' plans are still murky, although media speculation has been rife and is planned to continue being rife for the next two or three days. Stories of individual heroism among the police will also be at a premium for a considerable period, in accordance with Home Office guidelines and the limited intelligence of our readers.
It is thought that the terrorists planned to divert the course of several airliners and use them as crude missiles to cause maximum slaughter among innocent civilians by crashing them into crowded buildings in heavily populated areas at times of maximal urban congestion showing utter callousness with incredible ruthlessness at horrendous cost to the detriment of the airline industry.
Due to the considerable attrition in terrorist organisations owing to the war against horribility, it is thought that the terrorists planned not to indulge in another suicide mission like those of 11 September 2001, when America was attacked by terrorists.
Instead, it is thought that they planned to divert the airliners using sophisticated guided laser weaponry to disorient pilots and trick them into believing that perpendicular surfaces were actually flat. "This would mean that the pilots would believe the sides of office blocks to be viable landing surfaces," said terrorism expert Grendel Munchkin, "which quite evidently would qualify as a fatal mistake on their part."
In his statement today, the Home Secretary warned the public not to become complacent. "Despite the spectacular defeats which are being inflicted on these enemies of peace and democracy every day, the fact that there is no evidence whatever of any terrorist plot shows that we must continue to be on our guard against an incredibly cunning and subtle, if crude and barbarous enemy," he said.
In closing, the Home Secretary urged the British public to remember 11 September 2001 and the appalling terrorist attacks which took place against America on that date.
A British national disaster on the scale of 11 September 2001, when America was attacked by terrorists, was narrowly averted thanks to the actions of the National Police Executive, it was revealed today.
"There is no doubt that a major terrorist operation, which would have been as disastrous in its consequences as the terrorist attack of 11 September 2001, has been foiled by the British police," said the Home Secretary in a statement congratulating the police on their work.
Thousands of arrests and incarcerations, and almost seventeen actual trials, have taken place over the past three months in what has been one of the most massive anti-terrorist operations to take place in Britain since more than three months ago.
Details of the terrorists' plans are still murky, although media speculation has been rife and is planned to continue being rife for the next two or three days. Stories of individual heroism among the police will also be at a premium for a considerable period, in accordance with Home Office guidelines and the limited intelligence of our readers.
It is thought that the terrorists planned to divert the course of several airliners and use them as crude missiles to cause maximum slaughter among innocent civilians by crashing them into crowded buildings in heavily populated areas at times of maximal urban congestion showing utter callousness with incredible ruthlessness at horrendous cost to the detriment of the airline industry.
Due to the considerable attrition in terrorist organisations owing to the war against horribility, it is thought that the terrorists planned not to indulge in another suicide mission like those of 11 September 2001, when America was attacked by terrorists.
Instead, it is thought that they planned to divert the airliners using sophisticated guided laser weaponry to disorient pilots and trick them into believing that perpendicular surfaces were actually flat. "This would mean that the pilots would believe the sides of office blocks to be viable landing surfaces," said terrorism expert Grendel Munchkin, "which quite evidently would qualify as a fatal mistake on their part."
In his statement today, the Home Secretary warned the public not to become complacent. "Despite the spectacular defeats which are being inflicted on these enemies of peace and democracy every day, the fact that there is no evidence whatever of any terrorist plot shows that we must continue to be on our guard against an incredibly cunning and subtle, if crude and barbarous enemy," he said.
In closing, the Home Secretary urged the British public to remember 11 September 2001 and the appalling terrorist attacks which took place against America on that date.
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