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Putting the wind up the first draft of history
The memorial service for Commander-in-Chief George W Bush, held in the ruins of Falluja yesterday, passed off smoothly and without incident, the US State Department said today.
As the Elephants and Stripes was raised over the desatanified ruins of a mosque, several hundred attendees stood in respectful silence while their radiation suits glittered in the afternoon sun.
The White House's Assistant-Vice-Under-Secretary for Public Relations gave a brief two-hour address on Mr Bush's character and achievements, ending with the hope that the war against evil which Mr Bush began will soon be brought to another successful conclusion.
The destruction of Falluja was undertaken in the early 2000s because the city refused to hand over the one-legged Jordanian Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who had pledged allegiance to the cave-dwelling Osama bin Laden in a ruthless terrorist pact of terrorist ruthlessness.
Ironically, Zarqawi escaped from Falluja just before the entry of American-led independent Iraqi forces from what is now the Democratic Republic of Baghdad. It is thought that Zarqawi perpetrated numerous terrorist acts in Najaf and Ramadi, pausing only to chop off the heads of several innocent people in Basra before fleeing the country.
Opinion is divided as to whether Zarqawi is now dead, or has had plastic surgery and rejuvenation treatment in Switzerland. The US cruise missile attack on Geneva two years ago appears only to have made the Swiss authorities more obstinate in their denials that Zarqawi has ever been in their country.
Meanwhile, the hunt continues for the one-eyed, toothless, four-foot-high terrorist leader Murdhuras Qam al-Q'rap, who is thought to be behind many of the terrorist atrocities taking place in and around the Democratic Republic of Baghdad today.
The memorial service for Commander-in-Chief George W Bush, held in the ruins of Falluja yesterday, passed off smoothly and without incident, the US State Department said today.
As the Elephants and Stripes was raised over the desatanified ruins of a mosque, several hundred attendees stood in respectful silence while their radiation suits glittered in the afternoon sun.
The White House's Assistant-Vice-Under-Secretary for Public Relations gave a brief two-hour address on Mr Bush's character and achievements, ending with the hope that the war against evil which Mr Bush began will soon be brought to another successful conclusion.
The destruction of Falluja was undertaken in the early 2000s because the city refused to hand over the one-legged Jordanian Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, who had pledged allegiance to the cave-dwelling Osama bin Laden in a ruthless terrorist pact of terrorist ruthlessness.
Ironically, Zarqawi escaped from Falluja just before the entry of American-led independent Iraqi forces from what is now the Democratic Republic of Baghdad. It is thought that Zarqawi perpetrated numerous terrorist acts in Najaf and Ramadi, pausing only to chop off the heads of several innocent people in Basra before fleeing the country.
Opinion is divided as to whether Zarqawi is now dead, or has had plastic surgery and rejuvenation treatment in Switzerland. The US cruise missile attack on Geneva two years ago appears only to have made the Swiss authorities more obstinate in their denials that Zarqawi has ever been in their country.
Meanwhile, the hunt continues for the one-eyed, toothless, four-foot-high terrorist leader Murdhuras Qam al-Q'rap, who is thought to be behind many of the terrorist atrocities taking place in and around the Democratic Republic of Baghdad today.
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