Tom-Toms Silenced

Yet further martyrdom awaits the Reverend Tommyrot Yaxleyson, whose liberties under Magna Carta may soon be curtailed now that he has been convicted of misdirected thuggery and conduct unpleasing to the Rothermere Daily Stürmer. With his nearest rival also in custody on a charge of dinghy-stabbing, it appears that Britain's Blackshirts may be in for a leadership crisis. Their only realistic options for effective and organised migrant-bashing will now be Rupert Lowe's Restore, the Farage Falange, the Conservative Party, the Liberal Democrats, and the Labour Party; so it is clear that tough decisions and hard choices await.