Patriotic Deflation

In an instance of knife crime which even critics of Sadiq Khan may be inclined to tolerate if not to condone, a soul-mate of the Dover and Portsmouth Blackshirts has done his bit for Britain by stabbing a dinghy. The hero, whose nom de voyou is rather less imaginative than that of the Reverend Tommyrot Yaxleyson, penetrated a boatful of life-jackets while creating some educational video content, and then scurried away with his chums when a rescue worker appeared. The footage doesn't show what happened to the rescue worker, and Britain's leading liberal newspaper evidently did not think the question worth pursuing. No doubt this was natural enough, since a government spokesbeing was available to provide a quote and proved far too busy assuaging the legitimate and understandable concerns of the Blackshirts to concern itself about the endangerment at sea of mere rescuers.