Prevention of Prevention of Prevention of Prevention

In the wake of the glorious victory against abortion, and doubtless in anticipation of further triumphs against divorce, equal pay, and speaking without being spoken to, the Trumpster administration has ordered the destruction of almost ten million dollars' worth of mostly female contraceptives. Acquired by USAID before its abolition by the Trumpster and his head-tribble at the beginning of the year, the murder weapons are in storage in Belgium and apparently scheduled for destruction in France, but the Belgian and French authorities are dragging their feet. Two international organisations have offered to purchase and distribute the instruments of ovicide themselves; but the Trumpster administration has refused, presumably out of the same concern for the American taxpayer that gave rise to all those tariffs. A State Department spokesbeing was at pains to reassure that no condoms or HIV treatments were at risk; so the ladies can at least be comforted by the White House having discovered that HIV can affect heterosexual males.