National Government

Where the lesser breeds have corruption and the one-party state, the master race has consensus politics, whereby the nominally opposed factions of the corporate welfare party can gather together for a friendly blah-blah about how much they agree with one another. Both the Conservatives and the Wannabe Conservatives are increasingly exercised about the surprising lack of material benefits accruing from cutting the country free of its biggest trading partner, although the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove has sought to stiffen spines by promising sunlit uplands in the long run. Whether that run will be completed within the lifetime of anyone now extant seems to have been left rather vague. Nevertheless, the Conservatives are adamant that closer ties with the EU are not an option, and Labour agrees with them. On the other hand, the Conservatives would like Britain to have a bigger stake in energy profiteering and wog-bombing and the kind of science thingy that doesn't make Lee Anderson's head hurt, and Labour agrees with them. The Conservatives are also concerned to keep Northern Ireland within the Empire, and Labour agrees with them. It all sounds frightfully constructive.