Northern Swearing

We are all aware that nationalism without Britishness is nearly as bad as Britishness without nationalism; but when ungrateful colonials and the beastly French are added, the mix can become truly toxic. The government of Quebec is threatening to take advantage of the Old Queen's demise in the furtherance of its fanatical agenda to make the province more foreign. One party has already introduced a bill to allow legislators to swear an oath to, of all things, the people of Quebec, almost ninety per cent of whom admit to having no personal attachment to the British monarchy. Evidently Quebec is still too backward and provincial for its public to be edified by any local equivalent of the Rothermere Daily Stürmer or the Murdoch scumbag stable; but British patriots will no doubt find their compassion stirred at the thought that it may soon put itself on a moral par with the Bahamas.