Backing Vocals

Having punished Iran for co-operation by withdrawing from the nuclear treaty and assassinating government officials, the Trumpster and his hydrophobic head-tribble now intend punishing Iran for non-co-operation by using Islamic State measures against the legacy of peoples more civilised than themselves. Her Majesty's Government has hinted obliquely that the Recrudescent Imperium would go along with such tactics, extruding a spokesbeing to make polite sniggering noises about international conventions. Concerning the terrorist bombing at Baghdad International Airport, the spokesbeing deemed it legal on the grounds of America's precognitive talents, which have so often proved their use in self-defence against threats which make up in imminence and severity what they lack in mere worldly existence. Although the Trumpster did not deign to inform his little yap-dog of the head-tribble's cunning plan, the People's Haystack has apparently been made a prefect, for he was given the very important task of urging his fellow underling in Iraq to keep calm and carry on with the fight against the Islamic Sons of Tony. It remains as yet unclear whether the Johnson side of this conversation partook more of "If–" or "The White Man's Burden."