Whiffs of Efficiency

Patriots will rejoice at the news that His Majesty's Government is at last displaying tentative signs of joined-up thinking. The Ministry for Wog Warehousing plans to build its latest facility next to a sewage pumping station run by one of the nation's less hygienic moisture provision profiteers, which has stated that among the likely "amenity effects" will be "odour, noise, vibration, lighting associated with maintenance activities, insects and flies" (sic). It remains as yet unclear whether the cumulative effect will be enough to prevent the prison being Much Too Good For Them, let alone prove as salutary a deterrent to people-traffickers as the closing of safe routes and the assault on residents' rights; but the master race can still bask in the assurance that the skills and abilities of at least one water company are finally being put to effective use.