Virtuous Trinity

The Christian states of Alabama and Indiana have joined with the realm of Governor Ronald of the Saints to practise the grand old mercy on three felons in the course of a single day. Since it's comparatively rare for three states to carry out simultaneous executions, the Islamo-Communist dictator of California did his best to tarnish the righteousness of the trifecta by announcing that he will commute all of the five hundred and forty-eight outstanding death sentences in his own caliphate. It seems more than possible that the gurney of Christian justice could be yet further depharmaticised as a result of the mid-term massacre, which has martyred God's humbler servants right across the nation. On the bright side, none of yesterday's autos-da-fé was bungled or unduly prolonged, so the audiences are not expected to complain of having been cruelly or unusually edified.