Underhanded Dealings

It seems the beastly Russians are supplying guided missile launchers to the innocent party in the Persian Crusade, which is certainly too bad of them. Tsar Vladimir's régime stands to profit from a drawn-out conflict in Iran, and is therefore seeking to postpone the smooth and rapid victory over the mad mullahs which would inevitably have occurred before now if only the Trumpster, his head-tribble and his greased and tattooed Secretary of War had been permitted due freedom of schoolgirl-bombing. Russia has denied supplying military equipment for use against the US-Israeli assault, although it seems doubtful that the purely defensive and humanitarian usage of weapons has been enforced quite so rigorously by Russian suppliers as it famously is by British ones. In the meantime, the West can give thanks that it possesses intelligence services capable of discovering that a country may occasionally provide military help to another country even when the latter is keeping a mutual adversary occupied.