Let's Keep Things Civilised

It's a sad state of affairs when not even public executions are likely to help a US president's prospects in the mid-terms; but it seems the Trumpster and his head-tribble have been forced to that regrettable conclusion. The greased and tattooed Secretary for War has been overruled, and the corrective perforation of a paraplegic Muslim-monickered mass murderer will proceed without an option for viewing by the general populace. Since the Trumpster and his head-tribble have no plans to improve the lives of their subjects in any meaningful fashion, it was thought that live-streaming the happy event would deter other terrorists, in ways that drone-bombing, kidnapping and the Persian Crusade, among other enlightening measures, have somehow failed to do. It is to be hoped that the fanatical fiends will at least be given pause by the idea that revenge killing becomes less barbaric when witnessed by fewer people.