Flagging Enthusiasm

Another local cadre of the Farage Falange seems to be sorting things out in fine British fashion. Since the county of Nottinghamshire has no more pressing needs at the moment, the Falange-run council has spent seventy-five thousand pounds on a flag-hanging scheme to enhance civic pride. The Falange's shadow Minister for Gruel and Gristle, the thuggish Lee Anderson, proclaimed that the taxpayer wouldn't have to pay a penny because local businesses would, if they knew what was good for them, rush joyously to sponsor the enterprise out of their proceeds from our great Nation's booming post-Brexit economy. Alas, it appears that business in Nottinghamshire has been entirely taken over by traitors, foreigns, and other adherents of the Protocols of the Elders of Mecca; so the scheme is costing the taxpayer some seven and a half million pennies, or eighteen million in the genuine British money that prevailed before the beastly Euro-wogs instituted the curse of decimalisation. How far the enhancement of Nottinghamshire's civic pride has proceeded as a result remains as yet unclear.