Making America Germy Again

Vaccines for children in the United States are to be substantially cut, thanks to the latest collaboration between the Trumpster, his head-tribble, and the Kennedy brainworm. The scientificular justifecality for the measure is that "peer, developed countries" use a similar system; but contrary to what one might anticipate, the main example cited is not a theocratic kleptarchy where the standard prescription for diseases of the non-rich is thoughts and prayers. In fact, despite its unconstructive attitude regarding the ownership of Greenland, the peer nation in question is Denmark; and nay-sayers, backsliders and un-Americans have been quick to point out that Denmark's vaccine policy works because its population is small and homogenous and because, like the equally recalcitrant Cubans, Denmark operates a Satanic socialistic system of universal healthcare. A more nuanced approach to determining which American children are expendable would of course take into account that the USA's population of wealthy white people is about as small and homogenous as anyone could wish, and that the said population's democratic Christian system of universal healthcare, viz. being wealthy white people, seems thus far to be working well enough for those whose opinions matter.