Relationships Are Our Specialty

Ominous noises are emerging from Cyprus, whose president has threatened an "open and frank discussion with the British government." Anyone lucky enough to be acquainted with our great nation's debate over migrant-bashing will be aware of the intimate relationship between open and frank discussion and kick 'em out, and the Cypriots' annoyance at being caught up in the Persian Crusade seems to augur a similar moral equivalence. Although His Majesty's Government retains bases on the island for convenience when wog-bombing the Middle East, it doesn't seem to have occurred to the master race that the Trumpster and his head-tribble might attack Iran, let alone that the mad mullahs might feel irritable enough to retaliate against anyone conniving at such an attack. Naturally, the beastly Euro-wogs are poised to take unfair advantage of the situation, and have announced their intention to favour the interests of Cyprus, a mere member state, over those of His Majesty's Government and its sovereign American territories.